Squat:
1 x 10 ... 45 lbs.
5 x 5 ... 135, 225, 255, 255, 255 lbs.
Bench Press:
1 x 10 ... 45 lbs.
3 x 5 ... 95, 135, 140 lbs.
1 x 3 ... 145 lbs.
Power Cleans:
1 x 5 ... 115 lbs.
Pull Ups (Palms Facing In):
BW - Pyramid ... 4, 3, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
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Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li
Holy Crap, it's amazing.
I mean, this film is so incompetently made that it doesn't even suck right!
You see, most crappy movies bore you and make you want to leave as soon as possible, but not this one.
No, this one is special.
There must have been some genius at work here. Evil genius.
With so many films trying so hard to be funny and failing miserably (Madea, anyone?), this one seems to have put no effort into it at all, and yet nearly every second produces comedy gold.
How is this possible??
The film is horribly written, with corny and idiotic dialogue that no one would ever say to anybody else in real life. (My Favorite Menacing Line Ever Spoken by a Movie Villian: "Your father has been the milk of my business for years, but even milk...has an expiration date" *kills dad*)
There is an utter disregard for any kind of logic,
and plot holes so big that they basically serve as welcoming arches for movie critics to come and savagely deface the movie.
The acting is literally inhuman, or possible even a slap to the face of humanity. The actors perform as if they were aliens pretending to be human, but the only information they had on our species was a copy of "Juwanna Mann".
Almost every aspect of the movie is bad. (The only exception being Michael Clarke Duncan. That guy is cool.
)
The costumes serve only as insults to the people wearing them.
The songs on the soundtrack were obviously chosen for their comedic potential.
The narration says nothing that common sense wouldn't have told you.
The movie takes advantage of the goofiest action movie cliches in the worst ways possible.
(There are even flashbacks to things that happend five minutes before!)
It knows NO bounds!
There are moments that would be offensive if they weren't so hilarious!
The film even brings up profound existential questions without realizing it. (Bison's love for his daughter is his only weakness.
Is the film trying to say that love is weakness?)
This film has single-handedly disproven mathematical truth! Do we now live in a world where so many negatives can produce a positive? How can everything be so wrong, and yet feel so right?
This is art, people. Art.
You'll laugh. You'll cry (with laughter). And finally, you'll wonder how humanity ever got to this point (while laughing).
Please, please go see this, so that we can laugh and talk and philosophize on it for hours!
I think you should see it!
C'mon, the expiration date line is killer! This review assuredly convinced me.
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